Government mulling to launch flying cars after Jats block roads in Haryana

Just like Holi, Diwali and a lousy Salman Khan movie on Eid, Jats blocking road and rail routes to demand reservation in job and education has also become an annual affair.

According to sources, government is considering to introduce flying cars in Haryana to get rid of the inconvenience caused by the Jat agitation once and for all.

Haryana Chief Minister M.L Khattar had given up all hope to bring the inconvenience caused to the public by the protest under control, but then he saw the flying car in Harry Potter and he came up with a plan.

"When the protestors realize that everyone is using flying cars and their blockage of roads and railway tracks is not affecting anyone, I am sure they would not bother with the protest anymore. With the advent of flying cars, we will have a genuine excu se for why we do not show any interest in constructing roads in the state," Khattar told our Mocktale reporter about his ambitious project.

Narendra Modi welcomed the idea of flying cars with open arms as it would add a new flavour to his foreign tours. If everything goes according to the plan, world's first flying car will be launched under Make In India, after which it will be taken on a test drive to a foreign country by Modi.

Some things which remain to be seen are whether Indians will stop honking incessantly while travelling in a flying car or not, and will people, especially Salman Khan, continue rash driving in space as well.

It took a while for the Jats to react to the masterstroke government had played. Jealous of everyone switching to flying cars, Jats are now demanding reservation in aviation industry.

They have asked the government to allocate planes to them, which they will name "Jat Jet". And if their demands are not met, the Jats plan to someh ow carry out a protest in space, thereby creating trouble for all the flying car users.

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