Saturday, September 10, 2016

New Fan Theory Thinks Sandy from Grease Was Dead the Whole Time!

It's been a few weeks on the Internet since a crazy fan theory is trying to ruin our beloved TV and movies, so weren't we due for one? That explains the revival of a 2013 Reddit thread that might change the way we think about the movie "Grease" forever.

User atomicbolt suggests that there is a devastating tragedy hiding under the summer lovin' -- Sandy has been dead the entire time!!!

Think back to the beginning of the movie. "Danny explains through song that they first met when Danny 'saved her life - she nearly drowned.'" But she laughs it off as "splashing around." Maybe Sandy died that day.

"As she drowned, her brain deprived of oxygen, she had a vivid coma fantasy involving her summer fling Danny, where they shared a magical year of high school together," atomicbolt writes. "The visions get increasingly outlandish as time passes, until finally, as Danny desperately tries to resuscitate her on the beach, she sees herself flying into Heaven in her dying moments."

That is the ONLY explanation for the end of the movie when Sandy and Danny get into their red convertible. As they start driving away from the carnival, the car starts to fly through the air, a smile spreading across Sandy's face. Of course, this is "Sandy flying into heaving in her dying moments."

"The entire movie was a drowning woman's coma fantasy."

We'll totally ignore the fact that it is totally normal everyone starting breaking into song and choreographed numbers, and a flying car might be the cheesy-and-fun ending we were all looking for.

We of the Internet are fascinated by conspiracy theories, and the possibility that death is lingering around us, even in our movie-musicals. So it's no surprise that the post has racked up over 577,000 views on Imgur and countless responses on Reddit, even more since its recent revival on social media.

What do you think? Is there something sinister lurking underneath Danny's pompadour? Maybe he is the Devil tempting her with rock and roll and fast cars? Did you notice that Kenickie is really just a casual sexual assaulter?

We may never know, but at least we'll alwaaaaays have each oooootherrrrr.


Source: New Fan Theory Thinks Sandy from Grease Was Dead the Whole Time!

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