Robbie Williams put Geri Horner in a car boot to escape the paparazzi

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Robbie Williams always comes to The Graham Norton Show with genuinely outrageous tales of his sexcapades.

Nobody watching will ever forget a sex story he told on the BBC One chatshow that was so lewd it was edited out of future airings and even removed from YouTube. There's no topping that, right?

We're talking about Robbie here, so of course he topped it! During his visit with Graham on Friday night (December 1), the former Take That star shared a truly bizarre tale about hanging out with Spice Girl Geri Horner.

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"We weren't dating. We were friends and… you know," he slyly teased. "I used to have this flat in Notting Hill, and the window was quite public. A bus would pull up and they'd just be watching Robbie Williams watch the television every 20 minutes.

"That particular evening, Geri was around at the flat. I don't know how but 20 to 25 paparazzi were outside and they were letting the flashlights go off, trying to get us to come to the window.

"I thought I'd phone the police to see what my rights are… The police came around, and I said, 'I'm really sorry to get you round, mate'. I don't want to be a hindrance but I've got all of these paparazzi and I just want to know what my rights are. The police goes, 'Can I stop you? When you start out, in your career, that's when you want the press, isn't it? When the press want something from you, you don't like that, do you?'

"I'm thinking, oh no! Now I've got a policeman in my house and Geri Halliwell hiding in the cupboard right to the policeman as we're having this conversation. I've just gotta get him out because I don't want to be told off… Off he went.

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"I told Geri we can't do anything about the paparazzi, and we should get out of here. I had a genius idea to put her in a Hold-All [case] because she's a very small person. I literally put her in this duffle bag and put her over my shoulder. Meanwhile the paparazzi are all taking pictures and I'm like, 'Hi, guys!'"

This story could not possibly get any weirder, right? Guys, this is Robbie Williams we're talking about here…

"[Geri] had a car and I put her in the boot of her car," Robbie admitted. "Which is funny. When we got to the service station and I had a KFC, I could have let her out but nature called I had to have that chicken!"

He was just kidding about that KFC bit! With a story as wild as this one, surely Robbie must have asked Geri Horner's permission to tell it in his memoir Reveal and on TV, right?

"No, I haven't done that," Robbie admitted.

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Uh oh. The Graham Norton continues next Friday (December 8) on BBC One with a jam-packed line-up, including Jessica Chastain, Dawn French, Rebel Wilson, Dwayne Johnson, Kevin Hart, Jack Black and music from Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds.

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